Medieval Manuscript Admirer Pillows

"For goodness sake brother. Haven't you finished that note to the milkman yet?"

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Knight feeding his kids.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Joan Hickson

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

TV jester.

Joust Sharpener

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"The knights of the round accent table"

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Knights of the bedside table.

underwater knight

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

Car joust.

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

Quills - Sizes 1-9