Medieval Studies Scholar Pillows

'How would you like to be VP of Medieval Thinking?'

Ingoldsby Legends - Murder of De Guise

'Sorry, Lancelot, but I'm just not a knight person.'

"Is it just me, or does it also look to you like their resistance is feudal?"

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Knight feeding his kids.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"He's his own worst enemy."

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

Swiss army knife

"The knights of the round accent table"

Hildegard von Bingen

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

TV jester.

Joust Sharpener

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"Early model of baggage claim"

"What the hell took so long?"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

The Beard in the Stone

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

underwater knight