Medieval Storytelling Fan Pillows

The Lady of the Lake stabs a duck.

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Moby Dick

This side is the gag reel.

Though Mr. Frackman had yet to say a word, Bill sensed he was about to receive a particularly lousy performance review.

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.' (black and white).

Knighthood being given by the king

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Pre-Minstrel Tension

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

Ask A Silly Question.

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

'Sire, we fixed that problem in the sales department.'

"Your remote control, sire."