Medieval Storytelling Fan Mugs

The Lady of the Lake stabs a duck.

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Moby Dick

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.' (black and white).

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

Pre-Minstrel Tension

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

Ask A Silly Question.

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Knighthood being given by the king

"Your remote control, sire."

'Sire, we fixed that problem in the sales department.'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."