Medieval Reenactments Pillows

'King Arthur's Court? I think it's that way. This is King Arthur's Boulevard.'

Teutonic knights on a two tonic night!

"Sorry, I'm not into heavy metal."

Knights ride out of a castle.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"Meet the scribe"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Pirate

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Sundial Time

"Hipsters"

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Warrior Woman

Blue Dress and Feather

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight."

"I'd say business was brisk."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Blue Dress

Sabrage!

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

"It's the battering classes"

"Is there a seamstress present?"

Beware of the Dragon

'I need a mattress that will provide a good knight's sleep.'

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"