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Crumhorn

Hildegard von Bingen

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

No Elgar!

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Knight feeding his kids.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

TV jester.

Joust Sharpener

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"The knights of the round accent table"

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

Knights of the bedside table.

underwater knight

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

Antonio Vivaldi

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'