Medieval Music Enthusiast Pillows

Early Music Festival

Crumhorn

Hildegard von Bingen

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

No Elgar!

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Knight feeding his kids.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

TV jester.

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Joust Sharpener

"The knights of the round accent table"

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"Oh great, the printer is down."

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Knights of the bedside table.

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

underwater knight

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress