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The Troubadour

What's with the big gang of Scottish troubadors? Bards of the heather flock together!

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Knight feeding his kids.

Modern Major General

Baroque Peacock

Hildegard von Bingen

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

TV jester.

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Joust Sharpener

"The knights of the round accent table"

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

Knights of the bedside table.

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

underwater knight

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"