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'Do you suppose Dr. Hippocrates had to deal with outrageous malpractice insurance rates?'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Knight Golfing

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"What the hell took so long?"

"We need to update your entire operating system."

The Beard in the Stone

Missing You.

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

'The doctors all tell me that you have great medical insurance. They think your coverage might last through most of the tests that they have scheduled.'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

Man with arrow in back - "We're going to run some tests to see if it's psychosomatic."

'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'

When cockroaches go unchecked.

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

'...but besides this, how are you doing?'

Knights of the Square Table.

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

Beware of the Dragon

"With a little luck he'll be a benevolent teenager."

'Oh, I hate when this happens! What do you do when you get a song stuck in your head?'

"I hate when he stays late on the throne just to avoid the tension at home."

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

"Relax, I'm only hear to see my osteopath."

'I know just how you feel.'