Medieval Majesty Mugs

'They named special prosecutors to investigate each other.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Early model of baggage claim"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

The Bearskin Hat Family

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

"But I use all of them!"

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

My friend here is being FAR too modest! He's not just ANY bartender! Karl's the guy who invented the Fuzzy Navel!'

Medieval King

"Oh well, what does a jester know?"

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Lovers

King Richard I

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

Extreme Sheepherding

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

"Ground score!"

Knight of the sandcastle.

Knight

Porcupine emerges from medieval mace.

Birth of the Perpetual Fundraising Industry.

King Canute's immigration policy fails to work

"It's funny. . . I know it's the renaissance, but I keep writing dark ages on my checks!"