Medieval Majesty Mugs

'They named special prosecutors to investigate each other.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Early model of baggage claim"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

The Bearskin Hat Family

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

"But I use all of them!"

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

Knight with paint tin on his head.

"Oh well, what does a jester know?"

Medieval King

Lovers

King Richard I

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

Extreme Sheepherding

"Ground score!"

Porcupine emerges from medieval mace.

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

Knight

Knight of the sandcastle.

King Canute's immigration policy fails to work

Birth of the Perpetual Fundraising Industry.

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."