Majesty Seeker Mugs

Few moments in sailing compare in majesty to the Shriners Sunset Regatta

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

La Table

Bubbly

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"I, TikTok."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Money Bar.

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"Convertible. Must be nice."

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Storm in a magic lamp.

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

Papageno from the Magic Flute

Inkwell Genie.

The Day Dreamer.

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

Moon

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

Emma's Unicorn

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Of course we can afford it, Reginald. Just get yourself fired as CEO!'

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

Home Sweet Second Home.

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

'Have you seen these prices George!'

"Shortly after I realized I had plenty, I realized there was plenty more."

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"