Medieval Festivals Pillows

'Now, THIS is my idea of live entertainment.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Mardi Gras

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Face painting.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Southwark Fair.

Bacchus.

"We're following Carrot Top."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

High security Santa's grotto

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Elfie Stick

Tension filled the tent.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'