Medieval Drama Lovers Pillows

'Congratulations on a hard-fought campaign!'

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

"Don't forget to call it a 'procedure'—it makes it less scary."

'None shall pass!'

Lovers

Medieval King

A portrait comes alive and stabs its artist

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

Geoffrey Chaucer

Some people thought she'd taken the whole Dickens thing a bit far...

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

Lady in Blue Dress

Our pew in church

Minuet

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

Queen

101 uses of a dead cat: civilisation flag.

'We'd like you to put a cat-flap in!'

"Stop it! You're killing me!"

'Shall we join the ladies?'

Downtrodden Abbey

Edwardians.

Escalator joust.

'Another failure to communicate?'

'How would you like to be VP of Medieval Thinking?'

'I'm drawing up a contingency plan just in case -- how would you like to drive the getaway car?'

"It's another letter from Mr. Wentworth. He writes, 'You up?' and then there are some pictures of a smiley face and an eggplant."