Medicine Minder Prints

"He thinks he's invented a fluted, or grooved, top for pill bottles so that he can tip out a single pill rather than have a cascade of them rolling about on the kitchen or bathroom floor."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

Analyst and patient

"I'm afraid the diagnosis isn't good."

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

"To be honest, most of our work involves reassuring patients until nature cures them..."

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

Cankersaurus

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

'Take two of these, and call me in the morning!'

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only Google has those records."

"Therapist: Six couches no waiting"

"Let it out. Let it all out."

"You boys who have to take your medications with food, now's the time."