Medicine Connoisseur Mugs

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Counting ribs

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

London GPs could become an endangered species.

Scarpia's Palace

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

"Regular service or affected?"

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Parts Department

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Doctors

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

B.B. King

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

"To help illustrate our sales plan I have created a pie chart."

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

Pediatrics: Anatomy