Medical Care Connoisseur Mugs

"I can refer you either to Dr. Basinkski, a noted specialist, Dr. Hodge-Cabot, who is a pioneer in the field, or Charlie, a generic doctor who also does a very nice job."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Parts Department

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Doctors

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

"Sometimes it helps to turn a question around. Why not you?"

Medical Examinations.

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

Pediatrics: Anatomy

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

'Urology...can you hold?'

'Two Aspirins'...'Brain Tumor'

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.