Medical School Instructor Mugs

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

"Gross."

Kirsten Johnson

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

"Who has removed the appendix from the medical text book?"

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'Professor Higgenbottom will have the number π and I'll have the number √-i.'

'Pardon me, Doctor; but exactly where did you study anaesthesiology?'

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

"This is a teaching hospital."

Victorious Vaccination Campaign

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

The Juggler vein.

"To be honest, most of our work involves reassuring patients until nature cures them..."

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

'Forget everything I told you about flying.'

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room