Medical School Instructor T-Shirts

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'It's a new technique for training interns: suture by numbers,'

Kirsten Johnson

"Gross."

'Leadership training.'

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

"Who has removed the appendix from the medical text book?"

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

Dept. of Engineering. It's a well-written paper, but a "gyroscope" is not a device for looking at tiny Greek sandwiches.

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

'Pardon me, Doctor; but exactly where did you study anaesthesiology?'

'Professor Higgenbottom will have the number π and I'll have the number √-i.'

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

Resusci Annie takes a well-earned vacation.

University. I never really understood geometry until the instructor brought up pizzas.

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

"This is a teaching hospital."

Med School Mascots.

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

Victorious Vaccination Campaign

Psychology Dept. Faculty Evaluations Today. I can't tell if it's my id or my ego, but I'm really craving a promotion.

"To be honest, most of our work involves reassuring patients until nature cures them..."

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

The Juggler vein.

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

'Forget everything I told you about flying.'