Medical Reform Activist Pillows

How consumer choice guides our private health care system.

Virtual Doctor

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

Doctors Discussion

So that's it? I've tweeted a risque photo of my bicep. What happens next? We wait for the outpouring. I'm ready. Bring on the outrage. C'mon media! Let's hear your disgust that some old man would brazenly send such a lascivious photo. Then, with the world looking at me, I'll astound them with my idea of a universal health care system! Wait. Wait. Not yet. it's time for my first nap of the day. Can we do this later? What? Zzzzz. Best way for this to end.

Mental Health System Breakdown

Health Care Crisis table.

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

The Public Option

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

Obama of Oz.

Unexpected Error

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

"We found a problem with your bill. It's too low. But I'm confident we can get it into the unaffordabe range soon."

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

Big Drug Companies Hooked

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

'We need a knee jerk reaction against private sector practices in the NHS!'

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

Government looks for new targets over GPs pay

Everyone Hates Obamacare. So It's Working.

'Your hospital needs more nurses? So hire more nurses!'

"What you have is very expensive to treat. Would you like me to diagnose you with something affordable?"

"We tried every fix the insurance companies allow but it still won't fly!"