Medical Professional With Faith Pillows

Priest's x-ray showing his crucifix.

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

A midwife holding a baby

Ice Cream Surgeon

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"Surgery up here is free!"

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"Boy, do we hate to see this... I'm afraid your child's entire body is an 'innie'."

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

"Say 'eh.'"

"Hm, still sky high. Let's try the other arm."

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"I stand corrected."

"I think it stopped breathing."

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,