Medical Policy Analysts Pillows

"He had the AstraZeneca vaccine and then he was hit by a meteorite."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

Booster shots

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

London GPs could become an endangered species.

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

Budget

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

'I only got up for a drink of water, and a queue's formed next to my bed.'

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

The Problem with World Population Growth

Health Care Crisis table.

social services cuts

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

"Look at all of the happy Nebraskans returning to work now that I've cut their federal covid unemployment benefits."