Health Policy Analyst Pillows

"There will be a bit of a wait while we figure out a market solution to your problem."

"Let's play health care!"

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

'I read that 15% of us can't afford health insurance.'

'We are losing him...I need more meaningless targets NOW!'

'I only got up for a drink of water, and a queue's formed next to my bed.'

'And out hospital has rooms...lots of rooms, and some beds, and we've got stairs.'

Clinical waste.

US Health Care.

Gravestone: Beyond Healthcare Reform.

'Well I think it's worth a try!'

MPIG: 'There that's better...'

NHS notice - This is a bring your own bed hospital

'Looks like you bought healthcare insurance that does not cover pre-existing organs.'

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

We can learn a lot from Macdonalds says Birmingham PCT director of service development.

NHS financial abyss

Minister rubbishes private sector hospital initiative.

"Ah-ha! We found the problem!"

'I think you misunderstood us...when we said 'no cuts in the NHS' we clearly meant 'catastrophic cuts and savage staff reductions'.'

Patient: The NHS

"As you can see on page 456, para 5, your health policy is dependent upon your being able to manage a sub 3 hour marathon."

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"Would you folks please stop checking the time? It's making me nervous."

Health Care is in Trouble

Two Popular Health Care Punching Bags

'You're suffering from a lack of profit-making opportunities within the NHS.'

"I work here in the States, but I have to live in Canada to get good health care."

Obama-Health care reform

Health Care Crisis table.

"Going through our minimalist period, are we...?"

'I can assure you that the funding crisis in the NHS has been much exaggerated.'

Booster shots

Post-Surgery

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."