Medical Oddities Lover Prints

Doctor Nyman - The nodule king

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

"You'll feel a pinch and then a burn."

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

There's Nothing Worse Than A Staff Infection

'Well, none of the other options worked, so we installed a power cord on him -- if he starts going haywire again just unplug him and wait 30 seconds.'

'I thought my appointment was for a TB screening.'

"Who has removed the appendix from the medical text book?"

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

Paging for a Doctor

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

"Dr. Eliot, would you let the dog out?"

How To Make A Pigs Ear Out Of Swine Flu.

"So, when will we be getting the next batch?"

"You won’t need refills."

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"