Collecting Medical Oddities Prints

Doctor using a skeleton's arm to scratch his back.

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

'Please enter your pin now.'

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

"You have a heart murmur and I'm starting to hear your liver and kidneys complain."

'We can't afford advertising like this! That's one page for the drug and two just for the side effects!'

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

Elephant walking out of urologist office carrying 2 peanuts in jar.

The Old Curiosity Shop

Doctor consulting a textbook.

Medical Curiosities

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

"It's a straightforward operation, but there can be complications such as; growing wings and wearing a halo."

'Angiogram.'

"Oh, those aren't my diplomas – they're my medical malpractice attorney's."

"Can I suggest a hoarder's house? It's perfect for a young family of rats to move in and share with the current owner..."

Hospital. Does your foot fall asleep in that position? On the contrary, it was up all night.

Drunken Dis-orderly

Igor leaves an I.O.U. after stealing a brain.

'I'm going to exaggerate the seriousness of your illness...It'll make you feel better.'

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

"Your heart is OK, but after all the tests we ran, your bank may need a transplant."

"He's taking selfies again. More anesthesia!"

"Oh, him? I have him write out all of my prescriptions for me!"