Medical Miracle Seeker Pillows

'Good news, when we transferred your medical history to our digital system, it suddenly became legible.'

Doctor to patient: 'Nah - you don't need to make a hospital appointment. I can do this procedure with a laser pen.'

Eureka! Great medical news!: 'Remember the 'heartbreak of psoriasis? Those people today are happy, happy, happy!'

A heart lies on an IV drip.

'I've done everything that medical science can do...now I suggest you sacrifice a goat to Nagoomba.'

'Carswell thinks he's found a cure for the common cold...' 'Ahhhhchooo!'

"I was able to consolidate all your prescriptions into a single pill."

Fishing with God

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

'It's an emergency, Doctor. The vitamin company needs an endorsement.'

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'

'The doctor will be right with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

Emma is very happy that the doctor will finally remove the growth on Daddy's nose but she's also a little sad to see it go...

Great news! Scientists have cured many, many diseases! They've used new discoveries and innovative techniques to cure inherited liver disease

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up.

'Except for his testosterone level being out of whack, Frankie is a normal 7-year-old.'

'Well I think it's worth a try!'

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

'And now the anti-aging pill is in the market - tough luck, my dear!'

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