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"Is this the ophthalmology convention?"

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

Lethal Presentation

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Gross."

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

'Come into the examination room. I want to practice.'

I'm turning to the 'Duck' side!

"Hey, were it up to me, you'd be here for another few days, but then I'm not your insurance company."

'A Mr Ritzwell to see you, sir. Are you in, or are you using the escape tunnel?'

'What are you complaining about...they told you this was MINOR surgery!'

'I gave you a few extra stitches - Your husband's idea, really!'

"Emergoplatzkyduble." "Bori gluk!"

"Not a word, Doc! I'm having hot flashes!"

'How's the spleen?' 'The spleen? Where is it?' 'I never studied the spleen.' 'I was left back in my spleen class.' 'I failed spleen.' 'I thought we didn't have to know the spleen.'

"Nurse, you've mixed up the helium and oxygen again haven't you ?"

"Sorry I'm late, but I was somewhere else."

Manuscripts.

"I wanted you to meet our colon specialist before we miniaturized him."

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

"Some of the guys are worried about your commitment to the whole marauding barbarian thing."

'Mr Mundello, when I said strip to the waist, I meant for you to start at the top.'

"If that's for me, tell them I'm in a meeting."

The jobless blacksmith screwed up the heart surgeon re-education.

'Okay, you're due for a lube job, fluid levels check and a new ball joint. Oh, skip that...this is my list...'

"By the way, your insurance doesn't cover these tests...JUST KIDDING! That was the stress test."

'And HERE they are Ladies and Gentlemen! PUT YOUR hands together for Kenderwell Hospital's NEW BREED of Microsurgeon!'

'You make a HELLUVA bowl of chili, Donna!!'

'What are you trying to do...blow our cover?!! Take off that mask!'

The Tumor with the 200lbs Man!

"I know you people are a bunch of incurable optimists, but I think this financial report is the cure for that."

Hospital "They fell off the back of a trolley"

'Bugs ain't nothin', kid - just wait till you swallow a BUZZARD!'