Medical Maze Explorer Prints

Patient tangled in IV tubes.

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

'Feed a cold, starve the plague.'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

'Sir, Ms. Selby is here for your 3:00 meeting.'

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

"I'm afraid we're going to have to remove your appendix."

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

Flyingdoctor's receptionist.

DNA doctor

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'

"Can't find your office, doc?"

A psychiatrist is at the end of the maze.

Psychological Testing Center.

'You have a good chance of recovery, if you can make it through hospital admissions.'

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

'Our experimental laser O.R. is in there.'

"Hello, A and E, which department do you need, stabbing, shooting or general GBH?"

"I have a recurring dream that I have a recurring dream, but I can't remember what it is!"

'Oh no, Mr. Know-it-all isn't going to stop and ask for directions! Admit it - we're lost.'

Well, look who's here.

Ludwig Wittgenstein

"Your tests are back. We've ruled out anything covered by your HMO."