Mental Maze Explorer Prints

"Let's start at the beginning. Do you have a table of contents?"

Jeff goes through a breakup with a multiple personality patient.

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

'Why are you trying to make this all about me?'

'That patient's got twelve personalities. Send the bill 'to whom it may concern.''

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

Unguided imagery

X-ray Psychology.

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"