Mind Maze Explorers Prints

"Dr. Streeter will be with you in a minute. Earlier, he was helping a client get in touch with his inner child ... and he lost his marbles."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

Unguided imagery

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"

Confirmation Bias

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'