Medical Maze Explorer Mugs

Patient tangled in IV tubes.

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

'Sir, Ms. Selby is here for your 3:00 meeting.'

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

'Feed a cold, starve the plague.'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

"I'm afraid we're going to have to remove your appendix."

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

Flyingdoctor's receptionist.

DNA doctor

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'

A psychiatrist is at the end of the maze.

Psychological Testing Center.

"Can't find your office, doc?"

'You have a good chance of recovery, if you can make it through hospital admissions.'

Helicopter rescues mouse in maze.

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

'Our experimental laser O.R. is in there.'

"Hello, A and E, which department do you need, stabbing, shooting or general GBH?"

"I have a recurring dream that I have a recurring dream, but I can't remember what it is!"

'Oh no, Mr. Know-it-all isn't going to stop and ask for directions! Admit it - we're lost.'

Well, look who's here.

If you get lost, remember that there's a Starbucks on every corner.

Jeff goes through a breakup with a multiple personality patient.