Medical Marketing Enthusiast Pillows

"Patients keep asking for meds, but I can't keep up with the drug commercials."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Doctors Discussion

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

'It's about time!'

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

London Olympics.

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

Anatomy.

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

"Uh-Oh!"

"Sorry -- The doctor is out -- But we have like 10 influencers available."

'Excuse me, Professor Hippocrates...but when do we learn how to hit out of bunkers?'

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'We've not met, but I'm your keyhole surgeon.'

Stethoscope

'Take two a day and in a couple of years you'll be a pharmacist!'

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

"Instead of wasting time naming all the side effects, can't we just say 'stuff might happen'?"

"I'm gonna be a doctor when I grow up."

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'