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"Patients keep asking for meds, but I can't keep up with the drug commercials."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

Doctors Discussion

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'It's about time!'

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

London Olympics.

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

Anatomy.

'Excuse me, Professor Hippocrates...but when do we learn how to hit out of bunkers?'

Too much Inflammation

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

"Sorry -- The doctor is out -- But we have like 10 influencers available."

"Uh-Oh!"

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

Pharmco Marketing Dept. We have an improved measles vaccine. How should we promote it? TV spots!

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'We've not met, but I'm your keyhole surgeon.'

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

Stethoscope

M.D. Mrs. Hoskins is here to match wits with you regarding her symptoms.

'Take two a day and in a couple of years you'll be a pharmacist!'

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

"I'm gonna be a doctor when I grow up."

"Instead of wasting time naming all the side effects, can't we just say 'stuff might happen'?"