Medical Marketing Analyst Pillows

'What does Perkemup do? What would like it to do?'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

...I wonder who started the rumour of your resignation?

"Some guy by the name of Bernanke called in. He wants to try and make an emergency soft landing."

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

Travel looks strong!

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

Pulling The Economy Uphill

"I tell you, I don't like the looks of it."

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

'86.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

'Gentlemen-the sweets smell of success!'

The two faces of capitalism.

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."