Medical Intuitive Gifts

"Our medical intuitive will read your now."

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little doctor.

"We need to update your entire operating system."

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"This will be a tricky operation."

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'Time for your pills.'

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

'The doctors all tell me that you have great medical insurance. They think your coverage might last through most of the tests that they have scheduled.'

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

Man with arrow in back - "We're going to run some tests to see if it's psychosomatic."

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Parts Department

Doctors

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

'...but besides this, how are you doing?'

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

Infected Macron

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'Feed a cold, starve the plague.'

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

'Urology...can you hold?'

'I'm having my colon checked.'

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

"He detects disease."