Medical History Fans Gifts

"How come we don't start plagues any more? Are we one of those boring couples?"

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

Cures for Ye Plague

'Feed a cold, starve the plague.'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Edward Jenner

Hell's Angels

Doctors in Love.

"Trepanning for gold"

Leeches, lucky charms, rat catching. The secretary of health is in.

Early Blood Draw

John Snow

Covid Vaccines

"Milton finally found a doctor he can trust - one who still believes in the healing power of money."

Vaccine race

An early medical case ripe for a malpractice lawsuit.

"So why is it that we only get to see you whenever you need a gruesome amputation?"

"We use leeches on the test subjects and slugs on the control group."

Consultation of Physicians.

Antique Ailments

'In this practice we like to have the best of the old with the best of the new.'

Hospital Gift Shop

"We'll be performing the operation using original instruments."

Florence Nightingale

Early Anaesthesia

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

'It may not be the solution you were looking for, but physician-assisted noogies are the best I can legally go.'

Lady Physicians

Press Conference

"On certain types of wounds we use lawyers instead of leeches because lawyers never seem to get their fill of blood..."

Hippocrates

"I'd thought I'd lost my arm when I was hit in battle. It's amazing what they can do with reconstructive surgery these days."

Historic Medical Moments: The first time a body rejected a heart before it was transplanted.

"Look, the generic ones are just as good, and your insurance doesn't cover the brand leeches."