Medical History Fans Prints

"How come we don't start plagues any more? Are we one of those boring couples?"

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

'Feed a cold, starve the plague.'

Cures for Ye Plague

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Edward Jenner

Hell's Angels

Leeches, lucky charms, rat catching. The secretary of health is in.

"Trepanning for gold"

Doctors in Love.

Early Blood Draw

John Snow

"Milton finally found a doctor he can trust - one who still believes in the healing power of money."

Vaccine race

An early medical case ripe for a malpractice lawsuit.

Antique Ailments

'In this practice we like to have the best of the old with the best of the new.'

"So why is it that we only get to see you whenever you need a gruesome amputation?"

Hospital Gift Shop

"We use leeches on the test subjects and slugs on the control group."

Consultation of Physicians.

"We'll be performing the operation using original instruments."

Early Anaesthesia

Florence Nightingale

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

"On certain types of wounds we use lawyers instead of leeches because lawyers never seem to get their fill of blood..."

Press Conference

Lady Physicians

Historic Medical Moments: The first time a body rejected a heart before it was transplanted.

"Look, the generic ones are just as good, and your insurance doesn't cover the brand leeches."

Rene Laennec

Hippocrates