Medical History Buff Gifts

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

'Another advantage of switching to electronic health records is that it will make your indecipherable handwriting obsolete.'

'When did you last restock the first aid cabinet Miss Tompkins?'

"We'll be performing the operation using original instruments."

"We run an old fashioned practice here, Mrs Gledhill."

"I'm thinking of calling it 'anaethesiology'!"

'Of course I'm sure it's hereditary. My father treated your father for the same thing.'

'Generaly I treat fever and chills, but if it's something like pneumonia, I bring in a specialist.'e

When I was your age we used drugs, but they were acne medications.

"Don't be scared! I'm just wearing this old x-ray gear for throwback Thursday."

'Maybe we could save appendectomy scars until the second date!'

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

"Look, the generic ones are just as good, and your insurance doesn't cover the brand leeches."

"Your lightheadedness, may be due to your family history."

Cures for Ye Plague

Please leave your feet by the door.

Rene Laennec

"Milton finally found a doctor he can trust - one who still believes in the healing power of money."

"On certain types of wounds we use lawyers instead of leeches because lawyers never seem to get their fill of blood..."

'Doctor, I need you to look at something.'

'He's eaten his bread poultice again.'

'Think we should bring back house calls, Nurse Dunwoody?'

Doctor and Patient

Lady Physicians

Consultation of Physicians.

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"We need to update your entire operating system."

'The doctors all tell me that you have great medical insurance. They think your coverage might last through most of the tests that they have scheduled.'

Man with arrow in back - "We're going to run some tests to see if it's psychosomatic."

'...but besides this, how are you doing?'

'Feed a cold, starve the plague.'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

'These young doctors know nothing, I used to see 500 patients every day...'