Medical Field Humorists Pillows

Add a touch of humor to their home or office space with playful pillows featuring funny medical sayings—ideal for lighthearted décor that makes them smile.

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"Your HMO won't cover this so I'm going to rub some salt in these wounds."

"Your HMO won't cover this so I'm going to rub some salt in these wounds." mockup

"Your HMO won't cover this so I'm going to rub some salt in these wounds."

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"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed." mockup

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

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"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured." mockup

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

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Ice Cream Surgeon

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"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing." mockup

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

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'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.' mockup

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

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"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist." mockup

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

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Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy. mockup

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

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"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."

"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..." mockup

"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."

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"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?" mockup

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

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'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.'

'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.' mockup

'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.'

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"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer." mockup

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

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Vlad the Inhaler

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"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.' mockup

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

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'ooh! A womb with a view.'

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'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

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'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE. mockup

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

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"Boy, do we hate to see this... I'm afraid your child's entire body is an 'innie'."

"Boy, do we hate to see this... I'm afraid your child's entire body is an 'innie'." mockup

"Boy, do we hate to see this... I'm afraid your child's entire body is an 'innie'."

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I'm taking you off trying to stay young.

I'm taking you off trying to stay young. mockup

I'm taking you off trying to stay young.

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'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.' mockup

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

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'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...' mockup

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

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What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans. mockup

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

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'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

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"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..." mockup

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

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Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?' mockup

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

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Happy Birthday to you.

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'We tend to favour more traditional anaesthetic techniques here.'

'We tend to favour more traditional anaesthetic techniques here.' mockup

'We tend to favour more traditional anaesthetic techniques here.'

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"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

"How long before the clinical trials are over?" mockup

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

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'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.' mockup

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

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"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects." mockup

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

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Cat Scan

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'We'll need to run some preliminary tests to see if you're healthy enough for more invasive follow-up tests.'

'We'll need to run some preliminary tests to see if you're healthy enough for more invasive follow-up tests.' mockup

'We'll need to run some preliminary tests to see if you're healthy enough for more invasive follow-up tests.'

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Medical Field Humorists Pillows Collection

Medical Field Humorists Mugs

Looking for more? Explore our collection of humorous mugs perfect for medical humorists—witty, funny, and designed to make every coffee break a smile.

Medical Field Humorists Prints

Browse our collection of humorous prints inspired by the medical profession—perfect for decorating with a smile and sharing the laughs.

Medical Field Humorists T-Shirts

Discover a variety of funny T-shirts for medical field humorists—light-hearted designs that show off their witty side and love for healthcare humor.