Medical Experts Pillows

"I said. . . opening the economy now with the Covid 19 cases on the increase is just too risky. . . hello. . . ? Hello . . . ? Anybody there. . . ?"

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Inside One's Memory Bank

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

Coronavirus Waves

"Sometimes I wonder why I spent ten years at medical school and another 20 honing my skills..."

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

You can relax now.

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

Desert Dermatologist

'You know, termite queens have over 100 million offspring. I mean, just saying...'

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

The GPC has written to ministers about how children can be more involved with the NHS

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

'It's a chicken.'

Covid v Vaccinator

"Congratulations! It's centuplets!"

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

Body Building

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."