Medical Dramas Mugs

'T.B. or not T.B.?'

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

"Clear!"

'He's hooked on medical shows.'

'When you rushed from the church, I thought you were jilting me!'

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

'I watched ER and now I'm getting a second opinion from Chicago Hope.'

'If real hospitals were like TV hospitals, we'd all have genital warts.'

"A lady watching General Hospital on TV wants to know if the fireman's going to be all right."

"My wife watches SO many medical shows I can only talk to her during visiting hours..."

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

Jester Surgeon

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

'Is it urgent?'

'I'll give it back to you in a second hon, I just want to get this broccoli out of my teeth.'

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

'Say, please.'

Love Tap

'Brain surgery, right?'

'First the good news - we've all got to go sometime...'

'We've decided it might be better to show your televised operation after the 9 o'clock watershed...'

'Who was that masked man? I never got the chance to thank him!'

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

'Whoops! Get my lawyer on the phone!'

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'