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'My name is Daniel Nathan Reed. I don't initial anything.'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

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There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little doctor.

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'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Parts Department

'Well, none of the other options worked, so we installed a power cord on him -- if he starts going haywire again just unplug him and wait 30 seconds.'

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'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Doctors

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

Pediatrics: Anatomy

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'Urology...can you hold?'

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

"Do you have a family history of this condition?"

"This feels so familiar."

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

Anatomy.