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Medical personnel give their hearts

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

Doctors Discussion

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

Stress on GPs

"John says you've all been compassionate and caring! Would you please stop... or he'll expect that at home!"

'Sorry - global warming is not covered!'

Please seat to be weighted.

So, did you see any of those facist, right wing, anti-population growth zealots on your way in here?

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

Covid Duel

"The doctor recommends payment in advance. A person in your condition doesn't need to be worried about bills."

"These NHS types are ALWAYS complaining about SOMETHING!"

Dedicated to the heroes behind the heroes.

Nurse Feels Guilty Working So Many Hours When So Many Are Unemployed

'It's the paperwork you need to fill out to show that we're focussing on patients needs.'

'Intensive and or expensive care?'

"I scheduled you for a workshop on insurance forms followed by a workshop on stress."

A light after vaccination

'It didn't make sense until I conferred with your financial planner.'

'First I'll do some covers, then I'll play some derivative, cliche-ridden original material.'

Covid-19 Vaccine

Underfunded services soon to be extended to the weekend.

"This is gonna hurt like hell."

"I'm sorry, but I believe I'm now way out of your network."

Intendo.

"My D.I.Y. health insurance will pay for the surgery, but I have to take out the stitches myself."

"I could use a real shot in the arm, but my HMO doesn't cover it."

'We need your views on cost-benefit and risk-benefit.'

"Your insurance company won't cover this prescription. They don't want to get your hopes up."

'I give you five years but your insurance company gives you one.'

Health Care for All.

'Before I take you as a new patient, mind if I get a second opinion from your health insurer?'