Health Insurance Champion Pillows

"The doctor recommends payment in advance. A person in your condition doesn't need to be worried about bills."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Medical personnel give their hearts

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Pearly King and Queen

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Movember

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

Labor Day '19

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'There, we're up and running! Let the logging in begin. . .'

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

"A table for two? Profit or non-profit?"

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

'Stop! Don't try to move him until we get his insurance information!'

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

"What are we doing wrong?"

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

Stress on GPs

"John says you've all been compassionate and caring! Would you please stop... or he'll expect that at home!"

'Your very generous charitable contribution shows up as this very slight blip right here.'

Medicare: More is Better!

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"