Medical Comic Relief Mugs

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Overjumpers

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'

Break Glass in Case of Stress

Tourist in the desert

'The Neurosis Pack.'

'I can't say I like your cavalier attitude Benson.'

'I'm sending you to see another doctor, he's a specialist in hyperchondria.'

Of course I've not dusted - You know I favour a matt finish!'

"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'

'Nothing to worry about, Mr. Jenkins, some people do have a mild reaction to the flu shot!'

Calm down...this is for your own good.

'Sorry, but I don't think you're right for our company.'

"Having captions above makes me feel like I'm doing grand opera."

"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."

'I don't want bread crumbs. I'd prefer some money to buy a cheeseburger.'

'I went online to check out my ancestry and I found that my dad, 10,000 times removed, was an amoeba!'

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

Birdcage and Man cover their heads at nighttime.