Medical Bookworm Gifts

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

"No, I didn't have to 'google it' to make my diagnosis. I have these expensive books."

Lady examines book genre 'Stuff they never taught you in nursing school.'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

Eternal Student.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

The DaVinci Code

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Edgar Allen Poe

The Bookworm

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Blue Stockings

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Jean-Paul Sartre

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Honoré de Balzac

No-Work Orange

Television Readers.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.