Medical Anomaly Buff Prints

"You will die by a single bullet to the heart...just one final question - any history of dextrocardia?"

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"We need to update your entire operating system."

'The doctors all tell me that you have great medical insurance. They think your coverage might last through most of the tests that they have scheduled.'

Man with arrow in back - "We're going to run some tests to see if it's psychosomatic."

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

'...but besides this, how are you doing?'

Cures for Ye Plague

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

"I'm only flesh and blood. And, of course, collagen."

'I know just how you feel.'

"Relax, I'm only hear to see my osteopath."

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

'Why are you giving me an allergy shot. Shouldn't you be giving me an anti-allergy shot?'

"I had no idea that exercising my right of immunity meant this."

'We can't determine if you're telling the truth, but you should have a doctor check your pressure.'

Fart Sample.

"And as if that wasn't bad enough. They've discovered that I'm allergic to bandages!"

"But the P.R. guy says he's going to be O.K."

"Milton finally found a doctor he can trust - one who still believes in the healing power of money."

Water: the first medicine

'Yes we can cure you - but the bigger problem now is: can you afford it?'

Medical Curiosities

'Lucky for you there was a safety net.'

"Your D.N.A. test shows you're predisposed to sue doctors."

"I'm from Special Ops."

"No, we're not going to reanimate. We're going to sell them to medical schools."

Consultation of Physicians.

'How's my Surger? Call 1-600 Lawsuit.'

"Now where was I?"

"Don't be alarmed. It's just our technician photo-bombing your X-ray."

Morty likes a holistic approach... sex, cigarettes, pillow talk and then death.

"We'll be performing the operation using original instruments."