Media Techie Mugs

'DVDs...it's killing me being banged up, knowing there are new formats out there I've never lifted...'

Polly txt speak

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

The Googler

Ascent of Machine.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"Invest in technology."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

Gadget geek.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

All the apps hidden within a phone

I've always been slower than computers...

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

I demand to be recompensed for the 28.47 minutes of my time your café was wasted. What? There are 1500 square feet of seating space in this café. That is room enough for 125 people. 90 percent of Americans own a personal electronic device of some sort. The quotient of that ratio of people to electronic devices is 112.5. Dividing by two produces a quotient of 56.25. So you see, it's obvious why you owe me compensation for my wasted time. I have no idea what you're saying. You only have 55 electri

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

Statue of liberty selfie

Now Hiring. Artificial Intelligence & Research Lab. "Artificial Intelligence"? Great! I'd be a real asset to your project since I'm not as intelligent as I look!

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

The Uses of a Stethoscope

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Latest Aye Phone

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"