Media Techie Pillows

'DVDs...it's killing me being banged up, knowing there are new formats out there I've never lifted...'

Polly txt speak

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

The Googler

Ascent of Machine.

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Invest in technology."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Gadget geek.

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

All the apps hidden within a phone

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

I've always been slower than computers...

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

Latest Aye Phone

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ."

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"