Media Studies Pillows

Strictly off the record.

"That was Brad with the Democratic weather. Now here's Tammy with the Republican weather."

'Typical media bias. First they label the wolf 'the big BAD wolf' then they only give Little Red Riding Hood's point of view.'

"But how do we know that's true?"

"No comment."

Slanted media coverage.

'We'll be back, after this commercial break, with more reasons why its not safe to leave your house.'

The first green shoots of recovery.

Funny how it's only the people I disagree with who are biased.

"Young people today need heroes - that's why I hired a P.R. firm."

'Hey, that line's moving a lot faster!'

"Geez, you're the worst focus group I've ever seen."

"And now, to work you up into a froth of hate, hysteria, panic, and uncertainty, the news."

'Mr Campbell, complete the saying 'there's no smoke without...'' 'Mirrors.'

'Forget about 'who,what,when,where,why,how'...Instead 'Will it sell papers...attract advertisers?'

"TV violence made him do it. Says he'll name shows if we drop the charges."

LIBERAL MEDIA POLLS, 'Do you think President Obama is doing a great job, a wonderful job, or an absolutely terrific job?'

School of fake news.

Humility Monthly magazine: Featuring Our Person of the Year, Bud Blevins!

"I regret that my poor choice of words caused some people to understand what I was saying."

'Next...an in-depth report on corporate corruption - excluding, of course, our parent company.'

Problem Page.

"You're suffering from defective media image. What you need is a spin doctor."

Public Relations: Today's Lecture: Weapons of Mass Deception.'

'He's really putting that media studies degree to good use.'

The 24 Hour 'Celebrities' Careers Going Down the Drain' Channel.

"The following report contains images some viewers may find disturbing. . .so pay attention."

The Media Guru: 'You don't exist until you're on TV.'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"Your Honor, we feel the trial failed to deliver on its pretrial publicity."

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Water-main break - "Very serious." - The Times

"Fake news is announced. Real news is leaked."

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