Media Studies Major Pillows

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Welcome to the future"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

In the Guru District

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

'If only every year was an election year.'

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Press Freedom

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Studies show foods work miracles!

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Where does it all end up?

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'