Media Studies Teacher T-Shirts

Violence on TV.

Trial by Media

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Welcome to the future"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Hate Platforms

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

If nobody had invented graphics

"The hyenas started it."

Press Freedom

Gay Times...

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Where does it all end up?

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!